Catastrophic vagina

When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.

Stephan: pull your trousers down

Angela: okay (pulls them down)

Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina

Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry

Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again

by Human cockend £78 May 19, 2018

Wilted vagina

Wilted vagina: the act of not having a moist meat muffin

"moisten your meat muffin! Ladies, no one likes a wilted vagina."

by Fu kingcheese May 29, 2018

Doug’s Vagina

A volleyball dad that plans out fancy restaurants when traveling for away games and is intrigued by Jen’s bush. He also gets angry of illicit activity.

We wanted to go to a burger joint but Doug’s vagina changed our plans!

by SKacsir May 29, 2018

Venom Vagina

When you have a monster tongue and eat out a girl(just like Venom could); have a tongue long enough to go inside the vagina.

Bro 1: Yo bro, you got a long-ass tongue. Can you give a girl a Venom Vagina wit dat?
Bro 2: You know I can bro!

by Blahblah01012 June 7, 2018

Vagina

A tool used to torture women into wasting 4 days of the month to look depressed and 'go for a shit' all the time.

My vagina will be the death of me

by Sad_enough June 25, 2019

Roasted vagina

When a vagina looks like roast beef

I hate roasted vagina

by Roasted vagina July 5, 2019

vagina

the woman lower genital

sarah: jake j wang you to fuck me right in the vagina
jake: ok

sarah: cmon daddy!! harder!

by dabesthoe November 12, 2019