The Hottest Scene In The Universe

When a young guy and young woman fuck each other under a blanket having a picnic in the forest with the sun going down.

The Hottest Scene In The Universe just happened to Matthew and Chelsea last night.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019

University of Denver

The University of Denver is a preppy school for stoners who want to study business and don't know what to do with their lives. One of the few schools to have the honor of being blown up by the gentlemen at Colorado School of Mines in the early 20th century.

I go to the University of Denver. Yeah I do weed. How did you know?

by Not a Mines Student March 27, 2023

Edge Hill University

A uni for people with severe social anxiety.

Friend from other Uni: why don’t you invite your flatmates to do stuff

Me: I can’t they go to Edge Hill University

by Giggatron5645 April 16, 2022

Highway 7 University

The greatest educational institution on the face of the Earth. Pristine residences, top of the line professors and equipment, and hands down the best meal plan of any school. Legends have foretold that one who acquires a PhD at Highway 7 University will transcend reality.

Amit Chakma: What school do you go to?
Vice Provost General Stegster: Highway 7 University!

by cutmantate March 2, 2019

FoX-Men Universe

20th Century Fox movie universe for the X-Men franchise.

Hugh Jackman plays the Wolverine in the FoX-Men Universe.

by Professor_Procrastination January 9, 2014

Rice University

A shady institution that is pompous and hardly the image it sheds upon people. An exemplary of Southern Hypocrisy. Also you can't get into the college without being not very aesthetically pleasing and a <50% on the Rice Purity Test.

Person A: Man I proposed to Scarlett and she said yes. The next day she ran off with Billy the Cowboy.
Person B: That's so typical of her because she went to Rice University. All of them never tell you the truth.
Person C: Southern Haaaarvaaaard is just a joke. I bet all the Professors at Rice University failed their Rice Purity Tests to get tenured.
Person D: RPT RPT! RPT RPT! RPT RPT! Oh! Aha Aha!

by anonymous May 3, 2025

Universal Smear

an insult that can be used to define someone so useless, so boring, and such a waste of sperm that they can be considered a mere smear on the fabric of reality.

Person 1: wow fortnite is so much better than minecraft!

Person 2: You universal Smear.

by thingmaker February 17, 2022