by B_Smith January 27, 2016

An ethnic group; Caucasians (also known as "White People") are defined by their wide range of behaviors. They typically are very kind, display great hospitality, and are devoted hobbyists, having a wide variety of tastes that differ from person to person. They also have an innate love for Beers, hanging out with The Boys, and enjoy listening to the sweet melody of Fendor Guitars. Their work ethic may not always be the strongest, but they will always try to give you a fair shake.
White people are not always bad people, but they are almost always busy planning or doing something.
by Disciple of Brudda Osas May 5, 2022

by white guy's April 24, 2020

Common qualities to look for when identifying white trash in the field:
*ugly-ass girlfriend
*chews tobbacco/smokes
*smells like shit
*either long, greasy hair or short, shitily-cut, greasy hair
*carries around "snacks" at school (a 2 liter of Mountain Dew, a bag or 2 of Doritos, an entire case of rootbeer) and eats said snack very loudly in class.
*wears the same smelly-ass sweatshirt every day
*bad hygiene (often results in horrifying acne)
*wears sleeveless shirts despite complete lack of arm-muscle
*curses often, and loudly
*listens to the same shitty song (miss murder) all the time, loud enough so everyone can hear it
*wears cowboy boots despite the fact that they've spent most of their life in the suburbs and have never actually seen a cow
*has a "trash stash" (the type of mustache obtained when one never started shaving, usually patchy mixes of scraggly hairs and peach-fuzz)
*says the word "grody"
*loves to fight (especially behind safeway), and when not fighting, loves to talk about fighting
*women are almost always fat, men are usually way too skinny
*often associate with emo and goth people, white trash are not necessarily emo or goth, but emos and goths are almost always white trash
*wears the same hat all the time, which makes their hair even greasier and more shitboxed
*often have an ugly, fat-ass bitch for a mother who drives a schoolbus
*white trash chicks are sluts
*ugly-ass girlfriend
*chews tobbacco/smokes
*smells like shit
*either long, greasy hair or short, shitily-cut, greasy hair
*carries around "snacks" at school (a 2 liter of Mountain Dew, a bag or 2 of Doritos, an entire case of rootbeer) and eats said snack very loudly in class.
*wears the same smelly-ass sweatshirt every day
*bad hygiene (often results in horrifying acne)
*wears sleeveless shirts despite complete lack of arm-muscle
*curses often, and loudly
*listens to the same shitty song (miss murder) all the time, loud enough so everyone can hear it
*wears cowboy boots despite the fact that they've spent most of their life in the suburbs and have never actually seen a cow
*has a "trash stash" (the type of mustache obtained when one never started shaving, usually patchy mixes of scraggly hairs and peach-fuzz)
*says the word "grody"
*loves to fight (especially behind safeway), and when not fighting, loves to talk about fighting
*women are almost always fat, men are usually way too skinny
*often associate with emo and goth people, white trash are not necessarily emo or goth, but emos and goths are almost always white trash
*wears the same hat all the time, which makes their hair even greasier and more shitboxed
*often have an ugly, fat-ass bitch for a mother who drives a schoolbus
*white trash chicks are sluts
by wolfpussy69 May 30, 2008

Basically a basic white girl trapped inside of an Indian body. The most basic of all Indian girls. This person owns a lot of of makeup products but never actually uses them. Wears bright floral clothing and uggs 24/7, loves the kardashians, use outdated white slang. They love mainstream pop songs. Commonly found in wealthy white suburban communities, shopping malls, and Trader Joe’s. Must own a pet turtle. Usually is involved in either tennis or dance. Talks about a mile a minute and is to date on all the gossip, especially about people in other Indian families. Is highly picky when it comes to food and may be vegan or vegetarian. Prefers water only exclusively without ice, and constantly shades white people for being incompetent.
person: my dad died
white indian: #awk
person: someone stole my car
white indian: rip
person: i’m getting a divorce
white indian: lolz
white person: did you hear that stephanie and tim broke up?
white indian: OMG i know and i heard from tim’s friend’s brother’s cousin that Tim has been cheating on her for months with Jessica, who left Brian for Tim after Brian went back into rehab. Though between us girls, I think Jessica is just with Tim for his money. He got that new job promotion, you know.
White person: this just happened 2 days ago...
White Indian: I know, where have you been??? Classic white person.
white indian: #awk
person: someone stole my car
white indian: rip
person: i’m getting a divorce
white indian: lolz
white person: did you hear that stephanie and tim broke up?
white indian: OMG i know and i heard from tim’s friend’s brother’s cousin that Tim has been cheating on her for months with Jessica, who left Brian for Tim after Brian went back into rehab. Though between us girls, I think Jessica is just with Tim for his money. He got that new job promotion, you know.
White person: this just happened 2 days ago...
White Indian: I know, where have you been??? Classic white person.
by lone._.pear June 8, 2018

by kirttrik93 March 18, 2010

White Cap (verb): the act of cumming into a hat and placing said hat upon someone's (usually a female's) head.
The term comes from the "white caps" on waves, the white, foamy, uppermost part of a wave.
The term comes from the "white caps" on waves, the white, foamy, uppermost part of a wave.
Dude 1: Lauren kept bugging me to let her wear my hat all evening, it was so annoying.
Dude 2: Did you let her?
Dude 1: yeah, but I white capped her. She didn't even notice till she went to take the hat off, and it was glued to her head!
Dude 2: Did you let her?
Dude 1: yeah, but I white capped her. She didn't even notice till she went to take the hat off, and it was glued to her head!
by SexyRanchDressingMan September 12, 2010
