Ghetto Gliding

Driving though a dangerous area just to look..no interactions with the locals due to being a pussy.

"..last night we went only went ghetto gliding, it was too scary to get out.."

by dodo2night November 22, 2016

Ghetto Carrots

Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.

Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.

by NimbleFruitJube May 27, 2024

Ghetto skunk

When you shit on the floor and run away

PA announcement: We've got a ghetto skunk in frozen foods

by Speak douglas September 13, 2019

ghetto buttplug

A Ghetto Buttplug is any device around ones one's self that can be inserted into his/her anus.

Holy shit! This lamp makes a good ass Ghetto Buttplug

by Gilbo $waggins February 13, 2017

ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.

person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered

by cukmepls June 3, 2013

Ghetto Habitat

A run-down neighborhood, complete with random gunfire, broken-down cars and the sound of police helicopters (ghetto birds), also one of the only places to find affordable rent.

I just got out the joint, so the only crib I can afford is in ghetto habitat.

by Timovich July 1, 2022

Ghetto Coursing

When a person puts a high value item out on display in the night hours in the ghetto, only to lie in wait with a pack of dogs (preferably sight hounds/greyhounds). Once a thief has decided to take action and steal the item, the dogs are let free to chase the assailant(s). The outcome is bet upon before hand.

Hey, i just a new greyhound named lucky. Can we use your Gixxer to lure in some ghetto hares? I know she's gonna be a legend in the ghetto coursing league.

by Julian loves woj July 20, 2012