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69 ways to say penis

1. penis
2. dick
3. cock
4. johnson
5. phallus
6. pp
7. cummer
8. erector
9. 8==D
10. pisser
11. natural dildo
12. reproducer
13. ejaculator
14. meat
15. beef jerky
16. cylinder
17. master
18. fucker
19. penith
20. peen
21. pent
22. pentanyl
23. pencil
24. pen
25. pentagon
26. peepee
27. peep
28. peeper
29. pepper
30. dr pepper
31. hand abused child
32. golf club
33. hockey stick
34. stick
35. third leg
36. dickballs
37. lightsaber
38. peer
39. fella
40. lil fella
41. thing
42. member
43. dong
44. ding dong
45. dingaling
46. ding dong ditch
47. dingle
48. meat cigar
49. bottle
50. water bottle
51. jizzer
52. jizzler
53. firework
54. assfucker
55. pussyfucker
56. vaginafucker
57. pregnator
58. babymaker
59. breadwinner
60. bread
61. banana
62. eggplant
63. carrot
64. zucchini
65. cucumber
66. jalapeño
67. jalapeñis
68. tube
69. tunnel
wow, i never knew there were so many ways to say penis! 69 ways to say penis?
by starry da great February 12, 2025
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There are two meanings- one suggests positive, peaceful and proactive approach to potential conflicts-
The other is to eliminate any potential future problems before they have a chance to become one.
The best advice I can give is- live your life as strife-free as possible by avoiding any conflict. The best way to defeat an enemy is to ensure they never become one.
by MÄTThëBRÄTT April 13, 2025
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fourth-way

Fourth-way.
by !!!???!!! March 10, 2025
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When you put it that way

When you turn it that way. It looks like an hourglass. When you put it that way 90 degrees clockwise it looks like a figure 8.
When you put it that way I gain a whole new view and perspective and the part of my brain that centers on vision and imagination lights up.
by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019
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two-way sex

For two men to both stick their penis's into the same vagina/anus/mouth at the same time. Not only could it involve two men and one woman, it could also involve three gay men as well.
Person 1: Where did Mark, Luke and Sarah go?
Person 2: Two-way sex most likely
by TheFunnyGuy88 May 5, 2023
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Half-way Dox

You find a person's address and personal info through the internet, but instead of spreading it on the internet like you would a dox, you use it for your own personal agenda.
Person 1: "Dude did you hear Gary got Half-way Doxxed??"
Person 2: "Yeah! I hear he'll be in the hospital for weeks..."
by genuinebruhmoment June 17, 2020
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The Chrismer Way

Not wanting to hang around or stop by toxic people houses. We just let them talk shit behind our backs until they are help accountable for their actions.
Pretty sure you have been next-door multiple times and not ever stopped to say hello or apologized for not doing so. No worries its the Chrismer way.
by clchrismer November 18, 2021
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