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The internet is real

No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.
Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
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The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a girl's vagina whilst simultaneously masturbating.
"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl down the street The Real Deal"
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The Real Deal

An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.

Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.

Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
'rubs his finger around her kitty

"THIS IS THE REAL DEAL BRO!!!!" '
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The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a woman's vagina whilst masturbating, before shouting "Oh yeah! This is The Real Deal!" and proceeding to ejaculate on her.
"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl The Real Deal?"
by blr416 April 25, 2025
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