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social cult

A dumb phrase created by Hunter J Saxon
“i’m never invited cause it’s a social cult”
by FakeName27 February 6, 2019
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Pizza Socialism

Pizza socialism is an ideology similar to that of the German National Socialist German Worker's Party (NSDAP) of Adolf Hitler, but with the focus shifted from a pure Aryan Germany to a pure Italian kitchen. Like national socialism, there is a strong focus on identity and a hierarchy based on artificial characteristics. In the case of pizza socialism, the hierarchy is based on how a pizza is prepared and eaten, and at the bottom of the hierarchy you will find American-style pizza crusts and pizza Hawaii, or pineapple pizza.

People who adhere to this ideology are commonly referred to as "Pizzis".
"You're such a Pizzi, just let me enjoy my pizza the way I like it!"

"Hundreds of Americans fled the country after the Pizza Socialist Italian Worker's Party won the 2032 elections and changed Italy's state-ideology to Pizza Socialism"
by Civilis August 19, 2018
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Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996
Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then
by MicrowaveCurry February 19, 2022
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Socialism

Socialism is an left wing ideology in which the goal is for everyone to be equal.
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EQUALLY POOR!!! :)
You can use this word in jokes such as

- Socialism works
- Socialism benefits the workers
- Socialism stands for personal liberty
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Social fisher

These are people who would make sure they are always there supporting or participating in something that the world is talking about, it could be cycle to work, carpooling, eco-friendly initiatives, health talks or latest music or event happening in town...you name it and they have to be there and talk about it to everyone or post it everywhere.
They usually don't post about it but make sure that they are with certain people who like posting about it so that they get the limelight and publicity they want without doing much.
Ex 1 : he says he doesn't like listening to country music as it is below his dignity and on the other hand he talks about patriotism on his foreign trips ! what a social fisher
Ex 2: You have a fancy and bought all the gadgets in the world but you rarely use them !!! when someone talks about a latest camera..there you go... social fisher !
by Diableville April 9, 2017
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Social whore

A person who is outgoing and extroverted, chronically posts on their social media story because the world is just DYING to know just what is happening in their life at that specific moment. Will often display symptoms of patental neglect.
“Why does Michelle share so much crap on her instagram story?”
“Oh, you know she’s a social whore right?”
by gary09763 May 1, 2023
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Social Gay

Mostly seen in woman social gay involves a normally heterosexual(straight) person has borderline gay interactions with a friend of the same sex, this behaviour is most commonly associated with a large quantity of alcohol usually consumed in a nightclub. Similar to social smoking consuming alcohol while smoking within a social surrounding.
Did you see that birdkissing her friend, shes got a boyfriend you know shes just a social gay!
by TFrO21 December 22, 2017
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