Sloppy Dallas

A sexual act created by youtubers SnipingSoup, McNasty and The Dooo. One performs a Sloppy Dallas by packing a fat lip and then proceeding to engage in oral sex with another person, or themselves if said person is so flexible. According to Soup, “You would have so much dip spit on your shaft, brother. Your dick would look like a turd.” This act is (to our worldly knowledge” theoretical, so don’t try it.

“After a Sloppy Dallas, it looks like somebody mowed the lawn on thine peen”

by ass.ey October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

uhh..someone sucks you off with a mouth full of dip.

bruh, my girl gave me a sloppy dallas in in the bathroom lol..

by lol brihhhh October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

Just a normal blow job but with a mouth full of dip/ chewing tobacco

Hey bro I just got a can, you think you could get your sister to give me a Sloppy Dallas tonight

by Darth Poo October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blow job from someone with dip in their mouth

Yo girl wanna get buzzed and give me a sloppy dallas

by Suuggs October 15, 2020

Sloppy Joe

Joe Biden on a bunch of Xanax

“He’s looking like Sloppy Joe right now. He shouldn’t of ate all those bars.”

by Bigdicksforjoebiden August 9, 2022

Sloppy dallas

A quick blowjob, with a mouthful of dip!

The Dooo gave sloppy dallas to Matt, and now Matt got a testicular infection!

by Krollis October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip.

I came over to her house, she wanted to try something different, so she gave me a sloppy dallas. It was weird at first, but felt great once it happened!

by anonymous October 16, 2020