sloppy dallas

verb. an event between one giving one other oral representation while dip (chewing tobacco) is inside their mouth and leaving either a turd sized lump onto the shaft of the other member or leaving lawn clipping sized peices along the shaft close to the representation of ants on a log

"nasty gave tomato soup a sloppy dallas."

by corbin rainey May 23, 2022

sloppy

A girl who kisses like a fish

but gives a good blow job.

Yo Kevin Melanie gives a good sloppy

No way! I heard she kisses like a fish

by Bigboisucccccc!123 April 4, 2019

sloppy dallas

A Blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Yesterday sally gave me one hell of a sloppy dallas

by Redneeckk October 15, 2020

Sloppy whippy

An unbelievably uncomfortable turd, somehow tacky but also damp and very loose. Cross between Mr whippy and sloppy joes

Also see Mr Joes

I didn’t get to the toilet in time today and left a sloppy whippy in my tighty whiteys.

by Wonderchunder October 19, 2023

Sloppy sock dock

Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.

Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends

by LeapOfFaith69 July 30, 2016

sloppy dallas

When a girl gives a blowjob while packing a fat lip.

“Hey girl! Why don’t you stick some of that dip in your mouth and give me a sloppy Dallas!”

“No, don’t spit that out. Come give me a sloppy dallas instead.”

by Illien October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob that consists of a mouth full of tobacco dip.

Friend 1: "oh i got a sloppy Dallas last night"
Friend 2: " All that dip spit on your shaft, you nasty."

by Wikiatrix October 15, 2020