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Sam Patton

Sam Patton has a verry large crush on his spanish teacher. He goes to the extreme to impress her.
Sam Patton???

Oh he must have a crush on his spanish teacher
by John M. Harold June 4, 2021
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sam seed

wow that sam seed is a right bellend
by steveee4 February 18, 2023
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horny sam

When your in the middle of have sex with a girl you must yell HORNY SAM and get fucked by a guy
by Bignutwhore June 22, 2020
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sam stutzman

sam is a very sexy ripped rapper/youtuber and is a awesome dude so subscribe to tractorsam
by sam stutzmans December 13, 2019
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Sam

Makes some dirty jokes and tried to do things under the teachers nose without them noticing
Chinese Teacher: Sam, say Shi
Sam: Shit
by PPratty February 24, 2020
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Sam

Sam is a prick
by Calumnugent February 10, 2025
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Sam Geldard

Bigger Dick than Jacks, or anyone’s actually. Sexual Prowess of a Bengal Tiger and impeccably handsome (even his nan says so).

One of those ‘beautiful mind’ / ‘rain man’ / ‘Albert Einstein’ kind of brains, his knowledge is all encompassing and due to this he is always right.

Olive skinned and dark haired like a Greek god, girls melt in his presence.
I had a Sam Geldard last night and he was an animal in the sack
by 123 yes 234 November 22, 2021
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