Once there was a boy named Dave. Dave loved roads. He loved to take little roadtrips to places. But when he started runescape, his life changed. A LOT. First, he ditched his
friends for GODDAM RUNESCAPE!!!!!! Dave's
friends were nice and fun-loving. Dave threw away his SOCIAL LIFE!!! But, that's not the worst part!!! Here it is...
His
parents were planning a huge roadtrip across the WHOLE ENTIRE US. California, Florida,
Texas, Maine, Arizona. Grand Canyon, Statue of Liberty, Golden Gate Bridge, Disney world... you name it, they're going there. But even with the prospect of a continental roadtrip, Dave chose Runescape. DAVE DITCHED ROADS, HIS LIFETIME PASSION, FOR FUCKING RUNESCAPE. Dave's life was wiped away. Dave isn't interested in roads anymore. Now, he sits in his mom's basement for 18 hours a day playing that sorry excuse of a game they call runescape. He forgets to wash. He forgets to eat. He forgets to sleep. His grades drop to the low 30s. He develops huge cysts on his
face. He has no life. He dies of starvation and thirst. At his
computer.
So to all you
happy-go-lucky runescapers out there, go get a
life, noobs. Especially you, Zezima.
