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Potato

Bob: hey my friend look it’s a potato
Bill: well gee bob that is certainly a cool looking potato.
Bob: indeed it is bill
*they worship said potato*
by Potato Worshiper August 3, 2020
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potato

1. A phone, computer, or other electronic device which has such a level of inferiority so as to inflict rage upon the user and/or content viewer

2. A person who has Down's Syndrome or a similar genetic defect
1. This computer is such a potato! It won't even load Word right!

2. I hate that I have to walk down the potato aisle every day to get to class.
by Anti-Antidote October 20, 2016
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hide the potato

So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!
Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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Jack Big Potato

An expression that describes someone imposing, of great prowess and importance.
However, the expression implicitly means that the individual is someone arrogant, that thinks very highly of themselves, but who is completely unaware of their substandardness and foolish looks in the eyes of others.
"You're sitting here, thinking you're Jack Big Potato, with your little gang."
by Anterooo November 17, 2023
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potato

Primarily describes the potato-like countenance of a mid-Ford van but can be extended to first and third gen also.
That potato is going to overheat before it makes it to the top of Angeles Crest.
by Dignitiondead February 23, 2021
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Butt Potato

I'm going for a butt potato
by LemonySnickets November 14, 2021
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grassy potato

An enormously over sized, poorly groomed, nut sack ...ripe with fromunder cheese.
Many years ago at a Dead show, I saw some Deadheads' grassy potato while sleeping in a van.
by _theniggafigga_ November 14, 2015
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