ye old scally wag

a phrase used by pirates whenever you're lazy and stiff and old.

get up, olivia. ye old scally wag.

by ye old scally wag October 10, 2017

Old fashioned fuck boy

A guy who still holds open doors for girls and buys them supper on dates- but also fucks them and leaves them like a fuck boy.

He wasn’t like the other boys around here, he was an old fashioned fuck boy.

by Carebear98 November 15, 2017

modern minded old man

An old person who behaves as a young person in everything.

That modern minded old man gets along well with that young crew.

by pimpoyo December 2, 2017

Hairy 2 yr old

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.

"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol

by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016

Old fashion rage quit

When you get so upset you pull your wired controller out if your console

Jerome: "Ahhhhrggg I'm done with this game!! (Pulls controller out of console and throws it)

Michael: "That's an old fashion rage quit right there."

by HazelWingz October 20, 2019

BUHAHAHA 9 YEAR OLD

litteraly an idiot slender in roblox mm2 saying this

idiot slender: BUHAHAHA 9 YEAR OLD man: ok and? idiot slender: triggers

by amongusarkin October 18, 2021

Old Man Tongue Disease

when one uses his/her tongue repeatedly to moisten their lips...or smelling the air with their tongue. commonly found at bingo parlors or park benches...and persons over the age of 63.

' i saw a man earlier lick his lips 20-30 times in a minute like a snake...he must have had "old man tongue disease"!!

by therealdow August 27, 2012