Off the link

fun, happening, crazy, exciting, wild

The club was off the link on Friday night!

by goldie0611 August 24, 2009

max off

For a female to pleasure herself sexually.

No, he stood me up, and my credit card is maxed out, so I'm just going to stay home and max off.

by Chief Esteben November 23, 2009

Goggles Off

A term marking the end of douche-baggery. After one has removed his or her goggles--either literally or figuratively--he or she is relieved of acting like, looking like, or feeling like a jackass. Generally used as a word of advice.

For literal situations:

S: Hey dude, I like your outift, especially your winter hat and welding goggles around your neck. It's silly and cool 'cause there's no need for either of those things right now!

B: Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too. You really like it?

S: No, take your goggles off, you look like a motherfucker.

For everyday "goggle" situations:
Perhaps you're at a party...

S: Hey, you're acting like a real ass... maybe this should be your last drink, 'cause you don't wanna be "that guy."

B: Don't tell me what to do! I'll drink more just to spite you.

S: Take your goggles off, man.

by hellocurly2 January 1, 2011

twinky off

were you put your dick in a twinky and jack off.

if you have a small dick u put it in a twinky and twinky off

by broncoman25 January 23, 2011

Blacked Off

Dangerous mixture of Blacking Out and Jacking Off

After a long night of binge drinking and chasing loose women, you somehow end up alone. You then proceed to pull out your erected penis, and during masterbation, you pass out. The next morning you wake up with your pants around your ankles and no recollection of what happened.

Dude, I think my roommate blacked off again last night! I can't find my lotion and he is passed out on the coffee table buck naked.

by Lukeasauraus April 11, 2011

off the heap

This is when software engineers or techies want to say that something is cool or awesome, this is their own slang.

The new iPhone 4 is off the heap.

by ghettosamson July 10, 2010

Sabbing Off

Listening to and or enjoying the music of Black Sabbath or bands that sound like Black Sabbath.

I'm not available right now, I'm Sabbing Off.

by Tony Iommi's Left Hand July 29, 2010