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Ye Old Dick Flop

Verb: Act Of Dick Flopping, Ye Olde Dick Flopping.
Noun: A Flopping of the Dick
Ye Old Dick Flop:
Martin was Ye Olde Dick Flopped by Marcus on Wednesday at 12:32 P.M.
by CaptainDoodleFop October 25, 2016
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Old fashioned fuck boy

A guy who still holds open doors for girls and buys them supper on dates- but also fucks them and leaves them like a fuck boy.
He wasn’t like the other boys around here, he was an old fashioned fuck boy.
by Carebear98 November 15, 2017
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old joe windy pants

either your a obsessed gumball fan (like me) and searched up old joe windy pants that nicole said in an episode, (specifically “the game”) and you’ve also searched up meat snowman surprise.
nicole: “yes it’s an old recipe, invented by my grandfather, old joe windy pants1!1!!1!1”
*family all laughs*
by a weirdo who likes tawog January 5, 2023
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Old Stock Internet User

An internet user that began using the inter before 2007.

After the term old stock Canadian.
Joe joined the internet in 2000, making him an Old Stock Internet User.
by Deez Mama January 30, 2022
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modern minded old man

An old person who behaves as a young person in everything.
That modern minded old man gets along well with that young crew.
by pimpoyo December 2, 2017
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Old dog new trick

Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.
A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!
by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022
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60 year old hooker

Someone who is so single that nobody wants them and they will probably stay that way forever. Much like a 60 year old hook that is washed up and has several STDs.
Man I’m just a 60 year old hooker i guess
by Man fts February 3, 2023
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