by potatoacat April 18, 2020

by Rennystar February 20, 2019

by Groove City PNut June 13, 2024

Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!
“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.
“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
by Cacker Man April 1, 2023

The most addictive thing in the universe. No mater what you do you’ll always addicted to chicken nuggets. THERE IS NO ESCAPE
by Kaitotheking January 9, 2021

cunt nuggets, a name where you call a drunk person after they shotgunned 50 or more beers at your local bar
by the master of hotdoging45 February 28, 2017

by Klazo58 September 14, 2019
