i'm fine

If somebody texts you i'm fine get ready. They are either having a mental breakdown and crying or they want you dead because they think you're an a-hole and they are really mad at you, so you should not treat them like they are fine or stable in any way.

"oh it's ok i'm not mad i'm fine!"
"I said i'm fine can we stop fighting!"
"I'm fine nothing is wrong! No i'm not mad i'm fine, I said i'm fine."

by The DMC April 19, 2020

I'm game

Phrase used to show agreement for a suggestion.

"wanna go to the club so we can pick up some bitches?
"I'm game."

by Jeremy Phillips April 24, 2004

I'm 37!

The age when half of the population is younger and the other half is older. Where one leverages responsibility and fun with better precision. Drinking is still fun but comes with severe hangovers. Partying in general is limited.

Hey, want to shotgun a beer? "Probably not a good idea. I'm 37, Bro!"

You made the right choice by skipping the shots. "I'm 37, Bro."

"Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time. I was there. I'm 37!

by HR McBuinne June 8, 2021

I'm Him

A phrase yelled by athletes in celebration after making a game winning shot or a big play. Him is reference to the man, the one, that nigga, the GOAT, whatever someone thinks they are. I'm Him means I'm not you, because you suck. i won SO I'm him and you ain't shit.

"I'm Him, Im that muther fucka!" -Lebron James

by fuckhand February 10, 2024

I'm such a good friend

When you tell Cady Heron that Regina George is cheating on Aaron Samuels with Shane Oman in the auditorium above the projection room. "And that little one is Gretchen Wieners."

But I never told anybody that because I'm SUCH a good friend.

by Nicole "Snooki" December 14, 2022

I'm a shoe

When you don't care

Person1: Yooo, I got a new car!!!
Person2: I'm a shoe

by Vakhluev December 13, 2024

I'm Back, Daddy!

The ultimate expression of transformation from existing in a negative state of spirit to a positive state. This transformation is quintified by a man or woman feeling alive and optimistic for the first time since childhood.

Alex: "Whoa, Jordan, you're looking fantastic! What's your secret?"

Jordan: "I'm Back, Daddy! I finally broke free from my old habits, embraced a healthier lifestyle, and I've never felt more alive since my childhood days!"

by Bill Miester December 4, 2023