Making Fudge

A more friendly way to say you’re taking a crap

Boss: “ Why were you in the bathroom for 30 minutes ? You should be working .
You: “ Sorry sir I was making fudge.”

by Davidfudgemaster July 23, 2023

decision-based evidence making

An alternative to evidence-based decision making, "decision-based evidence making" is the practice of collecting evidence to support a pre-existing decision, rather than using evidence in any way to inform the decision itself.

This technique typically involves cherry-picking sources or relying on bad or unreliable authorities to justify or legitimise (after the fact) a questionable decision which has already been made.

Dr. Daniel Jernigan resigned from CDC in 2025, telling reporters that Robert F Kennedy Jr seems to be "going from evidence-based decision making to decision-based evidence making" as the Centres for Disease Control began citing debunked studies to support a dodgy claim that vaccines cause autism.

by bitchuck November 20, 2025

ain't make it home

doesnt survive

"Then I heard JB ain't make it home (home)" - Kay Flock, Being Honest

by interestingballoon May 2, 2023

Make poop

The funniest song ever made by me safety’s

Everyone in a car wanna make poop.

by Universestar12321 April 8, 2019

my uncle is making the best pizza

brutally loving dough and uncle absolutely smashing the f out of the dough

My uncle is making the best pizza
he loves it too much

by Daquavious Daquan the third September 6, 2023

i want to make friendship with you

a phrase used commonly by indian married males to 14 year old girls on omegle. the "friendship" will be ended when he tries to peer pressure you into sending nudes.

"becky i want to make friendship with you"
"arent you married?"
"yes yes but its good"
"???"

by bitchboysaga6969 February 9, 2021

make a solo album

Rubbing one out, pulling your meat, having a strum, taking a load off, flicking the bean, downstairs DJ, dialling the rotary phone, cooking some cucumbers etc

“After I saw your sister on pornhub, it really inspired me to make a solo album”
“All this talk of KFC is making me wanna make a solo album”

by Solo artist October 8, 2022