an amazing person who everyone loves. Always trying to stay out of trouble and not making a scene. He is the best friend you will ever meet. And the best lover.
Justin Kemble is so hot.
by 6262736 January 19, 2024
hes a peice of trash that needs to get thrown into a donkeys ass we all know he cracks under peer presuure he can go fuck the liberals
by crackhacksack123456789 February 18, 2022
Ray Justin is flawless, he has 2 Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. I hear his hair in insured for $10,000. I hear he does car commercials in Japan. His favorite movie is Mean Girls. One time he met Kesha on a plane and she told him he was pretty.
by AddRyan D November 24, 2021
August 5th is the day where you love a justin and date them<3 Ask them out and if they say no they do whatever you want for 24 hours. I LOVE YOU JUSTINS!!
It’s August 5th Justin Day! That means..
Me : Wanna date justin? It’s August 5th!
You : No way!
Me : Then do whatever I want for 24 hours peasant.
You : Fine! I’ll date you scum bag.
Me : Wanna date justin? It’s August 5th!
You : No way!
Me : Then do whatever I want for 24 hours peasant.
You : Fine! I’ll date you scum bag.
by justinlover23 July 15, 2021
Person 1: ewwwww is that justin vanvolkenburg?
Person 2: now I'm gonna go jump off a bridge bye
Person 1&3: I'm with you
Person 2: now I'm gonna go jump off a bridge bye
Person 1&3: I'm with you
by EWORANGEPEEL June 22, 2017
Justins House is slang for justin tv. On larger sites like the UG and sherdog it's a bannable offence to talk about sites where you can get a pirated stream of a broadcast so some people use a code word to hint at where others can watch a free stream.
Poster 1: I'm looking for a stream of the brock lesnar fight but can't find shit. Anyone help me out??
Poster 2: I hear Justins House is showing it.
Another Example
Poster 1: FUUCCKKK, that fight was good but the tv just went out at justins house right before the KO.
Poster 2: Check PM's
Poster 2: I hear Justins House is showing it.
Another Example
Poster 1: FUUCCKKK, that fight was good but the tv just went out at justins house right before the KO.
Poster 2: Check PM's
by timmeh otooleness August 02, 2010
Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.
"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"
or
"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
or
"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
by JsmittyTheKitty June 06, 2024