Lord have Jesus

Lord have Jesus is an misspelling of some other word. Its also used in comedy.

Jon : Want to see my automatic fleshlight?

Dave : Lord have Jesus.

by SIMPostor December 19, 2020

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Jesus Christ on a Coke Binge

A variation of the commonly used Jesus Christ. It carries the same meaning as Jesus Christ.

"Holy Jesus Christ on a Coke Binge, I can't believe the Steelers won!"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

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Brand New Jesus Christ

A fantastic song (by far the best song I've ever heard that was about faith and god), that questions are lives here on earth, and ask what will happen next. a song that questions faith, and ask for strength, it ask questions that any educated person would ask. I love this song and it makes me feel less alone in this world. The catholic church should make this song into a prayer.

Brand New Jesus Christ: the greatest song about god and Jesus, ever made.

"Jesus Christ, I'm alone again
So what did you do those three days you were dead?
Because this problem is gonna last
More than the weekend"

"Jesus Christ I'm not scared to die
But I'm a little bit scared of what comes after
Do I get the gold chariot
Or do I float through the ceiling"

"Or do I divide and pull apart
Cause my bright is too slight to hold back all my dark
This ship went down in sight of land
And at the gates does Thomas ask to see my hands?"

by wseroyer April 15, 2009

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jesus titty fucking christ

A saying to show your astonishment, or to accent what you are saying. It can also be a totally random response to anything anyone says. It can also be to show disapproval.

YOUR GAY? JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST I had no idea

by HOLYCRAP March 18, 2005

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bong hits 4 jesus

Bong hits for Jesus is a banner displayed on Telivision in Juneau, Alaska. The student who held the banner sued the school in Morse v Fredrick
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P1: Hey did you here about Bong hits 4 jesus?
P2: Yeah that guy was using free speech
P1: No he was violating the School drug use code

by Thataso March 21, 2007

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