Jake

a guy who cant ever be there when you need him. He has people to do things for him.

Jake is kinda lazy.

by boogla September 7, 2020

Plxyboi Jake

The Realest Geeker Known To Walk This Earth

“Man There Goes Plxyboi Jake, Always Geeked Off Some Sort Of Substance Smh”

by slayworldlenny July 29, 2021

Hug Jake

Hug anyone called Jake he might be your crush 😉

Hmmm...I really need a hug oh wait its national hug Jake day!

by Buttcheek bash November 13, 2019

Pulling a Jake

When you've got a big test or assignment due, but call in sick until you're certain that though at-home study you'll get a good mark. Pulling a Jake also includes telling all your friends that you did bad in a test, only to receive the highest grade possible at a later date.

James: Why isn't Tom at school today?
Bob: I think he's pulling a Jake.
James: Yeah probably, and I bet that when he turns up he'll tell us he that he failed the test.

by AnonGuyILikePie July 1, 2014

Jake C

This guy will do some very camp sh!t on paper but when you're with him you just KNOW he's the sh!t.
Also tends to have a fat a$$ and struggles to keep the monster in his pants.
Despite all this a Jake C is usually pretty modest and shy.

Girl I thought Jake C was gonna be lame ass but ugh... I want more

by Crystal-R June 13, 2020

Jake

A very interesting person. They usually find themselves with their friends and making the dirtiest jokes or dad jokes nobody gets. Other than that, they can be a tad bit rebellious and get in trouble a lot. But, they're just the most sweetest, caring person anyone could ever meet. When they're alone with someone, they will make you smile and have a long laugh. They appreciate their friends and family, and will always put others first. They especially love hanging out with the other gender or race, no matter what, they will always support a person for their decisions. They're extremely understanding, and are always there for a person no matter what!

Jake, you loser!

by veenus January 31, 2021

Jake would cry

This is used by the boating community to describe a shallow flat or any shallow body of water being used for vessel travel under motorized propulsion.

Crap man jake would cry it’s so shallow

Dang jake would cry if he saw how shallow it is

by Womack April 24, 2023