Is considered a dirty type of guy. He is but the smartest but he makes up for it in charm. Plays a lot of board games and isn’t afraid to take poops on people’s cars. His favorite words are yo bro.
by Tony the Firefox September 20, 2018

A guy who only thinks he’s the best boxer but boxes anyone but a real boxer and thinks he’s too shit. His brain doesn’t function properly and is a big small brain.
by sammmmmmmmmmm1919 June 3, 2021

jake is a demi-god who should be king and be praised by friends and family and everyone in between. his word is the law
and if you cross him I swear you will be sorry he is extremely powerful, handsome, fit, fast, and popular.
and if you cross him I swear you will be sorry he is extremely powerful, handsome, fit, fast, and popular.
jake is the king of everything.
by humangod October 21, 2019

He may be a J name and a libra but surprisingly doesn’t fall into the stereotypes of either category. Although he is kind of a nerd and definitely has two monitors with a rainbow keyboard, he’s nice and has a fat velumptious butt.
by user213283 October 11, 2020

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by Dbxoebfic August 11, 2025

He has a tiny penis and is usually gay. This goes back to the Latin times when jakes we hung for having micropenis’s .
Jake has a micro penis
by Jake Dittins January 24, 2019
