Jake

A gay ass bitch that sits alone with mc Donald's sweet tea
Jake is ir mom
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Jake is a lovely boy he treats girls like a queen and is very affectionate . He loves sports and is dream is to be a football player . He’s smart , strong ,caring and handsome. He has a big dick 🤣 and all he wants is a girl to treat him right . But he does take long to reply to ur messages but this boy is out of this world .
Wow Omgg is that Jake sheesh
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Although he may legally be an adult Jake probably acts more like a child.

Someone who probably plays NAIA football at a small Catholic institution and uses pizza rolls in exchange for sex.

He is a bitch.

Probably an only child based on the way he treats women.

Disloyal to America and sides with Britain.
Jake, another word for a man who is immature and is a misogynistic individual.
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He lies about loving people like Mexicans /Americans cos he’s a lunchbox friend
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Has a MASSIVE schlong. Like holy shit how does it even get that big ( and this isnt even when its hard may i add). If you ever get to fuck one of these majestic creatures, then you must have an asshole of steel cause it will be decimated once hes done with you.
AAAAAHHHHHH MY ASSHOLE JUST GOT BLOWN OFF BY A JAKE.
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A person who has a horse sized cock and is much much taller than it's counterpart - the jacob who is the exact opposite.
Wow your penis is so large, you must be a Jake
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Typically from Pennsylvania.
Jake is your gay bestfriend who will trust and love you till the day you die. Jake doesn’t have a lot of money and when he has it he uses it on drugs. Jake can sometimes be a drug dealer or maybe even be a male hooker.
Jake is the best gay friend you will ever have
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