Jake is an ugly fat girl with huge tits. She is a psychotic murderer and will probably eat your arms for a snack. That bitch likes to eat the cheese off people’s toes. She thinks she is funny but is actually a massive arsehole whose life is funnier than her jokes.
Person 1: Oh look! It’s Jake!!!
Person 2: *screams* run before she eats your arms!!!!
Jake: C’mon I only want an ear!!!
Person 2: *screams* run before she eats your arms!!!!
Jake: C’mon I only want an ear!!!
by Your 1st Rejection October 29, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Jake at first seems like a quiet fellow, but when you get to really know him he is funny and crazy. Jake usually likes to do dumb things and get in trouble at school with his best friends. But with all good intentions. Jake may not seem to be the smart type, but he is!
Jake is also very athletic. He may do football, wrestling, and baseball, or maybe basketball and track. Or really just whatever your school has to offer. He is also very caring and polite to other around him. Although he does like to pick on a certain kid with his friends. Overall he is just a really nice person.
If you ever get the chance to meet a Jake, go for it! He will never let you down and can always be there for you in difficult situations.
If you are dating a Jake, be prepared that he might not show PDA at first but along the road he will. When it comes to relationships he doesn't normally know what to do. Sure he is good looking and can pull any girl, but his first thought isn't really about girls. Either because he doesn't want one yet or he is most likely to be Christian.
So please do not ever let go of a Jake.
Jake is also very athletic. He may do football, wrestling, and baseball, or maybe basketball and track. Or really just whatever your school has to offer. He is also very caring and polite to other around him. Although he does like to pick on a certain kid with his friends. Overall he is just a really nice person.
If you ever get the chance to meet a Jake, go for it! He will never let you down and can always be there for you in difficult situations.
If you are dating a Jake, be prepared that he might not show PDA at first but along the road he will. When it comes to relationships he doesn't normally know what to do. Sure he is good looking and can pull any girl, but his first thought isn't really about girls. Either because he doesn't want one yet or he is most likely to be Christian.
So please do not ever let go of a Jake.
by Sunnybitch69 June 7, 2022
Get the Jakemug. 
Jake is Bright lad with high intelligence but most of all a loyal guy who will do anything for a mate or a lass, He knows what’s what when it comes to fashion and clothing because he will be wearing it and it will noticable from a mile away.If you have a Jake in your life wouldn’t let it him go to waste because you're extremely lucky.
by WagwanJackson August 9, 2018
Get the Jakemug. Brad: Yo dude I’m so psyched for November bro.
Chad: Yaa bro did you also know it’s national jake month
Chad: Yaa bro did you also know it’s national jake month
by X@ND3R November 1, 2021
Get the National Jake Monthmug. by TheCarp16 September 17, 2017
Get the Jakemug. A man or woman who acts like a cock sucking piece of shit that can only get fucked by using dirty macking tactics.
by North sider tumtum February 8, 2022
Get the Jakemug.