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Fighterwizard

someone who has the skills of a fighter, and a mage.

Pro: The Holy Hero, and now Arch Angel replacing Michal.
I am a fighterwizard.

Fighterwizard is the Holy Hero.
by Shakal November 21, 2003
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fightin' tools

Kitchen utensils: forks, spoons, knives, etc. The things you use to "attack" your food before you eat it.
That stupid waiter didn't put any fightin' tools on our table yet!
by pentozali September 7, 2007
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fighter's club

An application in facebook where one can gang up on a close friend and beat 'em silly over pointless and perhaps meaningful quarrels over friends, lovers, and valid political disputes...such as THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!. Also a place to see who is your true friend, and who is a back-stabbing foe.
I sent you an invite to join my side in fighter's club, and you joined HIS side....JERK...I was fighting over you too.
by cathleen-a November 29, 2007
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fightversation

A semi polite argument from two sides that bitterly disagree about nearly everything, filled with just above the belt bitter resentment and sarcasm, almost crossing the line to insult; a conversation consisting of nothing but arguing.
Jim and I just had a 20 minute fightversation.
by Vzo Delsquizzy December 16, 2010
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Fightpalm

This is a defensive procedure that often does not work on it's own. Often performed when being choked in a movie. The victim forces their palm into their assailant's face, to try and remove them from their throat. If this happens to you within the first 15 minutes of a movie, you will die: end of story.
Two guys watching a horror movie:
Guy #1: Oh, that guy's dead.
Guy #2: How do you know?
Guy #1: We just started the movie, he's being choked, and he's resorting to the Fightpalm; I give him less than a minute left to live.
by Legnug January 23, 2011
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Fightbag

generally used to describe a situation when gordon is shiteing it to go on the bungee ride but can also be used to describe a group of bumping cunts!
Fightbag - when aw the lads fucked off an left me in opal to get raped or some shit!
by big marvin October 23, 2011
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fightperbole

Extreme exaggeration concerning professional fights like boxing, but especially MMA. The announcers and commercials advertising the fights, usually saying something outlandish in reference to one of the fighters, their style, or their record. Often describing someone as "The Greatest ___ alive"!
Dana White: "This is going to be the biggest fight in the history of MMA!"
Me: "Man, this cat says that EVERY TIME there's a PPV fight, straight fightperbole"!
Joe Rogan: "(Insert name here) is without question the best fighter in the world!"
Me: "Does he have to use so much fightperbole all the time"!?
Frank Shamrock:"He is the best lightweight power puncher in the history of the sport!"
Me: "No, that would be Spencer Fisher. Why so much fightperbole"?
Danielle: "She has the best submission game of any woman in the sport, and better than most of the guys."
Me: "You're so full of shit. That's fightperbole and you know it."
by Alabaster Croti October 15, 2011
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