douche nozzle

An inssult that will replace the Douche Bag because it is so much more offencive.

Damn that douch nozzle he stole my gonads.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

douche baggery

The way Shawn lives life.

Shawn disappearing at work is a sign of douche baggery.

by fredd123 October 2, 2007

Douche Bucket

A bucket that douche and douche bag lovers use. They feel the bag was to small so now they have upgraded to Douche bucket!

Did you drink what was in my douche bucket . . . ALL OF IT!!! YOU SICK F**KER

by Casedawg December 6, 2003

douche bag

when a bunch of guys are sitting around and some fucktard decides so say something completly retarded

guys: fuck its so boring
jon: you guys want to watch The Notebook?
guys: jon, if theres a bigger douche bag in the world, i havnt found him yet.

by joooooo July 24, 2008

Douche Canoe

A hat worn by an abnormally large douche bag. Usually an Ed Hardy hat or an old man hat worn by anyone under the age of 60.

Look at all those assholes in their douche canoes.

by First Mate Shrivelnuts September 11, 2009

Bang Bang Douche Douche

Lesbians having hot sex.

Hey becky wanna bang bang douche douche?

by 26343 July 29, 2010

douche fuck

n. one who pussies out when it comes to fucking because they have absolutely no clue what the fuck they are doing.

Billy got so excited when he started to kiss Judy, that he pulled a douche ninny and looked like a complete douche fuck.

by rk May 5, 2004