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Cum Sucker 

I am such a fucking cum sucker
Cum Sucker by Shithole June 5, 2003
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cum blockers

Anything blocking orgasmic fluids from approaching the desired destination, particularly in the face. Such as glasses, goggles, sunglasses, etc

Bitch take off those cum blockers, I wanna make sure I get yo whole face glazed!

cum sponge 

a patch of hair on one's chin that prevents dripping ejaculate from staining one's clothing
The gay man's goatee served as an adequate cum sponge during bukake night.
cum sponge by CQJB November 8, 2008
The act of ejaculating on your mates back after she has been unsuccessfully blowing you and begins to walk away while you quickly beat it and finish on her back.
Dorothy: "How was you night Inexperienced female friend?"
Inexperienced Female Friend: "Well I gave up and was about to leave him high and dry, but he made a nice Cum Back. I thought the game was over, but that buzzer beater took me by surprise."

Dave: "I was railing some bitch last night. She finished first, said thats it and began to walk out. I was so pissed i jerked it myself and made a quick Cum Back as she was leaving. Hope her dad finds it.
Cum Back by takeawalksir January 22, 2014

cum sponge 

a person with the ability to soak up cum at a rate far greater than an entire roll of Bounty paper towels. they always provide this free of charge and quite often are volonteers on graveyard shift at local sperm bank.
reduce your clean-up by 90% by keeping a cum sponge under your bed.
cum sponge by pylick November 6, 2004

Cum furburger 

Cum furburger- noun: A hairy vagina that has cum on it, which makes it look like a burger w/ mayo.
McDonalds order person: "Hi may i take your order please?". "I'd like a number 7 to go along with a Cum furburger, oh yeah, and can u put extra sperm on it please?"
Cum furburger by Hairy 4 me October 20, 2008