National Beat Your Wife Day

December 26th is declared as national beat your wife day

"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"

"isn't that national beat your wife day?"

by KamiSoKawaii December 25, 2023

Beat

Beat meaning extremely/very high on drugs (mostly weed).

That weed last night had me beat bro.
She was so beat her eyes were so red they looked purple.

by BellaDanae December 6, 2019

Beat

The signature move a dad makes when he's disappointed in his son.

My dad beats me often because I play Fortnite.

by EdgyTrashCan December 8, 2018

Their ass beat

What Ari is about to get

Person one:

What did Ari get for new years?

Person two: their ass beat.

by kyle and zaviour January 1, 2022

beat dick

Something that is particularly ratchet, awful, or otherwise generally beat.

Damn, this (insert literally any word here) is beat dick !!

by Lit Dick420 March 31, 2017

beat

To have a similarity or likeness to BARBARA MICHELLE. But you must remember, nobody and i mean nobody can be more beat then the queen herself, BARBARA MICHELLE.

Barb is as beat as beat can be beat!!

by BIG MIKE #1 July 16, 2008

Beat a Imp day

Beat A Imp Day is a day on the 28th November in which you can Beat any Imp and they CAN NOT fight back or call for an admin for RA

The Imp got ganked because it was beat a imp day

by Whinky November 24, 2021