The defintion of someone who is worse than a tool. Used to show great toolness; the tool that holds tools. Use with great brevity as to not dilute the meaning.
by mikeymike4g63 January 14, 2008
Get the tool bagmug. 1. The saggy wrinkly skin around the area between your A-hole and your P-hole. Also know as nutsack and scrotum.
This area is usually infested with hair and other micro-organisms.
2. A Gucci Hand Bag
This area is usually infested with hair and other micro-organisms.
2. A Gucci Hand Bag
1. Usher's Gouche Bag hurts from walking too much.
2. That shemale has a Gouche Bag.
3. Kid wants to get Gouche Bagged.
2. That shemale has a Gouche Bag.
3. Kid wants to get Gouche Bagged.
by Gasoline Man April 1, 2005
Get the Gouche Bagmug. by Mike Brothers February 8, 2009
Get the Douche Bagmug. 1. A combination of water and vinegar used for vaginal flushing.
2. Slang for a person (most generally a male)with the most abhorrent and annoying personal charateristics. Douchebags may possibly play rap loud music with their car windows down, wear oversized and sagging or ripped jeans, wear collars up, and wears sideways hats. Douchebags typically have low self-esteem (although appear to have an inflated ego), low IQ (alhtough think they know everything), and small penises (though are constantly talking about how large their's are). Douchbags attempt compensate for their shortcomings by their choice of vehicle. They may drive lowriders, suped-up japanese compact sedans (like in The Fast and the Furious), crotch-rockets, or lifted trucks. The demographic profile of the typical douchbag is an upper-middle class white male in his late teens to early 30s, unmarried with no children and still living at home with his parents and in a college dorm. He may hold a series of low-paying jobs and/or attend community college or a university, where he maintains a low grade point average and quite possibly is in a fraternity and/or is a "student/athlete."
2. Slang for a person (most generally a male)with the most abhorrent and annoying personal charateristics. Douchebags may possibly play rap loud music with their car windows down, wear oversized and sagging or ripped jeans, wear collars up, and wears sideways hats. Douchebags typically have low self-esteem (although appear to have an inflated ego), low IQ (alhtough think they know everything), and small penises (though are constantly talking about how large their's are). Douchbags attempt compensate for their shortcomings by their choice of vehicle. They may drive lowriders, suped-up japanese compact sedans (like in The Fast and the Furious), crotch-rockets, or lifted trucks. The demographic profile of the typical douchbag is an upper-middle class white male in his late teens to early 30s, unmarried with no children and still living at home with his parents and in a college dorm. He may hold a series of low-paying jobs and/or attend community college or a university, where he maintains a low grade point average and quite possibly is in a fraternity and/or is a "student/athlete."
by Matkauz December 14, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. 1. Shana- yo, what you do with marques, jose, and jimmy?
Naijah- sit, i grocery bagged all three of them!
2.Gudda Gudda-
and she dont even wonder
cuz she kno she bad
and i got her nigga
grocery bag
Naijah- sit, i grocery bagged all three of them!
2.Gudda Gudda-
and she dont even wonder
cuz she kno she bad
and i got her nigga
grocery bag
by hajii t May 9, 2010
Get the grocery bagmug. When a man spreads the anus of another man and inserts his balls in the other mans ass, then jerks off on his back.
John spread Jacks anus out with his fingers, inserted his balls down his ass and then jerked off on his back. He was given a fag bag.
by panzerfaust91 July 16, 2007
Get the Fag Bagmug. by gilliedancer October 25, 2009
Get the Throw it in the bagmug.