April 5th

National make out with your partner even though you aren’t dating behind the dumpsters after school day.
Aaron- Guess what
Grace- what?
Aaron- it’s April 5th
Grace- omg I’ve waited a whole year for this
by Sparky.Sparkles April 05, 2022
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April 5th

April 5th is national Salma day. If your name is Salma then that is your national day
Hey dude what day is it?

Oh it’s April 5th

Yooo isn’t it national Salma day?
by Salsa ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ March 14, 2023
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April 5th

I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.
bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!

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by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022
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April 5th

April 5th is a day of the year
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april 5th 1989

Chinese citizen: April 5th 1989
Chinese government: -1 BILLION SOCIAL CREDIT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPE-
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today/next time is your lucky day YOU GET TO SLAP YOUR TEACHER!!!
if you're teacher gives you homework slap them. :3
i slap my teacher when we had a Math test (April 25) national slap your teacher day!
by Obama UwU suzy baka April 25, 2022
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