tom lucette

nerdy strange space obsessed guy who may be gay.

you are so Tom Lucette.

by James A. Lovell, Jr. April 16, 2014

Schlong tom bomb

For a male to whip out his semi erect penis and slap it on a females back.

Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.

John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.

by Schlongonthat July 14, 2016

tom strok

HE is a dank savage who is M.L.G af and you can't even get on his level m8

tom strok is a human

by M8 im dank April 7, 2017

TOM

A boy with amazing hair

Person: Who was that?

another person: oh, that was Tom he has amazing hair

by Angus Mason May 31, 2018

Tom haluska

ahh, when you think you are a good teacher but your just fucking retarded

Tim the teacher: jason stop breathing
Jason: stop being a tom haluska

by willisthehy April 1, 2019

Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

Tom Holland

My husband

Tom Holland is my fucking hot husband

by Tom is my hubby June 8, 2019