A generally nice guy, if you can can get past the fact that he OWNS SLAVES! Yes i speak no hyperbole this man owns up to 43 slaves at a farm in Washington DC. Other than that he is pretty nice... unless your black.
by Anonymous_Exposed June 5, 2022
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Ethan is an incredibly intelligent individual, but ONLY in the academic sense. When it comes to emotions, he's as brain-dead as a door-knob. It's not because he doesn't know how he feels, he just can't realise IF he's feeling it. But if he ever does discover feelings for someone, he will make that person feel like the luckiest one in the world. He will love you fiercely, and always try to protect you. He's pretty handsome, not drop-dead by any means, but noticeable, and he has incredible eyes. You just feel like you could get lost in them for hours.
Friend: Oh, you know Ethan? He's finally got a girlfriend!
You: Omg, really?!?! I can't believe he finally noticed her!
Friend: I know right? She'll love being with him though, even if it took him FOREVER to get there.
You: Omg, really?!?! I can't believe he finally noticed her!
Friend: I know right? She'll love being with him though, even if it took him FOREVER to get there.
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