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junta directiva

Loan phrase from Spanish.

The first word (junta) is pronounced HOON-ta and means like a group. The second word (directiva) is pronounced dee-reck-TEA-ba.

This phrase altogether has the meaning of 'group of girls whose purpose is to make sure a girl is single'.
Aye, bro, be careful! That gyal got a whole junta directiva with her!
by r4trappy February 17, 2024
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The Dirty Ortiz

The act of sticking a man's penis up another individual's left nostril and releasing semen inside until it releases through the individual's mouth.
I performed the Dirty Ortiz on my girlfriend and she didn't like it very much. She had to clean both her mouth and nose!
by DxyzAxyzRxyzIxyzExyzLxyz February 26, 2024
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Dizzy Dirt

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Aye Reese let me get a pinch of dat dizzy dirt
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Eat Dirt

telling someone to eat dirt, means as like telling them to leave you alone,
I told elliot to go eat dirt, and he stayed shut
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A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass
Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters
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The Dirty Vitalli

When a UNICEF worker or any other charity asks you for a charitable donation you gently say "go fuck your mother" and get in the car
UNICEF:excuse me sir, can you spare a dollar for the African orphans?

Person: go fuck your mother (gently). Car starts and drives away.

UNICEF: fuck I got the dirty vitalli again today.
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Daddy Dirtpile

A person who takes it up the ass every day. They usually have very loose holes and can fit 4000 beads in it.
A daddy dirtpile could fit more food in their ass than in their mouths.
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