Fake Two Face Hoes

When their supposed to be your friend and they turn out to be one of them fake hoes.And then you expose they ass for being fake as fuck.

Like I don’t need you fake two face hoes in my life.

by Bootycheekintheocean June 12, 2019

Two fisted mouth slut

A female who is sucking one guys dick while jacking off two others.

Last night I was mouth fucking Kellie's face and then John and Rick walked in. She grabbed their dicks and tugged them while I blasted a load down her throat. She’s a good little two fisted mouth slut! Next time, she’ll get two more holes filled!

by BAMF613 October 15, 2018

Two Knobs of Goat Shit

Similar to I couldnt give a shit

I couldn't give a rats arse

To not care about the problem

"I couldn't give two knobs of goat shit about your problems mate"

by SteakSammich January 6, 2021

Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet

Like the term "Two in the pink, one in the stink", this sentence represents 2 in the vagina, and 1 in the anus.

We were having sex and I put Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet

by Overclocked15 June 5, 2018

One two up the shoot

When you conduct a sexual practise in a sneak manner in a public area or around people.

Yo dude I just did the cheeky one two up the shoot to my girlfriend on the train.

by H0rnee t33n January 11, 2022

Two Lane Way Piss

When a man urinates and his piss goes into two split directions causing a great difficulty in control of keeping the two separate piss to go directly in the toilet. Usually ends up in a big yellow mess around the toilet and/or the floor.

This morning I was so mad because I had a Two Lane Way Piss which ended up with a big mess on the toilet and the floor!

by HyperDunks November 21, 2010

two hand ghyuck ghyuck

The elegance of both hands grasping the shaft while in an up and down motion, also simultaneously giving a blowjob

aye shawty you tryna give me and my boi that two hand ghyuck ghyuck or nah?

by 305juju404 August 8, 2018