oreo gods

The deciders of many yes-or-no questions. When asking a question, designate which side will be yes and which side will be no. Ask the question aloud and turn the oreo. The cream will be on the side with the answer from the gods.

Nick: Is Patrick gay? -points to right side- Yes -points to left side- No

-turns the oreo, which most of the cream is on the Yes side-

Nick: HA HA HA THE OREO GODS SAY YOU ARE!

by MAHmooseMAH October 7, 2009

Oh god

Quite ingenious phrase said in response to being surprised/shocked. Originated in Los Angeles CA in 2008 but came into popular use/vogue in Urving Tx.

VK comes out of the bathroom decked out in velour sweatpants, belly shirt and pigtails with leftover coconut chutney smeared on her cheek

S- Oh god!

by shivuFk January 7, 2009

On god no cap !!!

People who use this phrase is lying to you most likely.
They're over dramatizing the initial incident.

Cringy tweet: no nigga can touch my girl , cuz ion have a girl

Person 2: On god no cap !!!
Person 2 has 300 girls after him before he post that.
Person 2 is a fuckboy

by aatims April 30, 2019

Sex God

A male who is irrisistable to anyone of the female gender. Usually tall dark and handsome, and he usually carries around a large one-eyed-trouser-snake. Beware, a man of this title may cause you to loose all control over your mind and body, as if you were off your face drunk.

Tammy: Wow, Nick is a total Sex God, when I see him I nearly wet myself with excitement!!

Juliette: Oh I know, he makes me ovulate.

by Mattie-Louise April 27, 2009

It's a God thing.

A saying used by the Christian right to evangelize in a socially acceptable manner.

Excellent! that handbag I wanted is still here, and it is on sale! It's a God thing.
My DWI got dismissed even after I ran over an entire family of hippies here in rural Texas, It's a God thing.

by PITA December 9, 2012

God Squad

Group of slutty and rude girls who think they are so good, that the teachers at school treat them with more respect than they would treat God himself (hence the name) Shitty, arrogant and snobby, they spend their time sucking the dicks of bad musicians, musicians as equally rude and as arrogant as they are. They think they are movie stars and celebrities and behave accordingly. Avoid if you can.

They travel in packs of 4, with three clones and an outsider they never really liked anyway.

by It's Anthony April 18, 2004

god and everyone

Who one will kick someones ass in front of.

Cross-talk me again and I will kick your ass in front of god and everyone.

by alabastor April 22, 2005