Harry Maguire

The Goat of football 🐐. People say that Jude bellingham or vini jr should win the ballon d'or BUT NO, the real goat Harry Maguire is the one who deserved it all along.
1: "tf are you even blabbering about the real goat of football are penaldo and pessi"
2: "stfu the real goat is Harry Maguire and if you don't agree then leave my house RIGHT NOW"
by Pessidoggyispinished July 12, 2024
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Harry Batten

Harry’s loves a good sesh, but the one thing he loves more than a general sesh…. Is a sesh that lasts for days and days😏
Harry will teach you lessons that no one else can. He’s always there for you when you need him and he’ll forever have your back…. Even if you piss him off. You can’t count on Harry Batten
You know that sesh head, Harry Batten? Yeh he’s actually so sweet and always does his best for you.
by Sesh ‘Ed Luke November 23, 2021
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Ian Harris

The biggest of littlest bitches that cant mind their own business. That annoy the shit out of you but still expect you to want to talk to you. He is a little bitch. Not funny. Smart but in a mediocre way. Did I mention he is a little bitch?
You’re acting like Ian Harris today so shut up
by Bonk789987 February 06, 2020
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The Killer of harry potter

Harry potter's parents died because they turned off the bass of Dizzee Rascal and the white pedo killed his dog.
The Killer of harry potter -Dont ever touch that feking shit again
by Dizzee Pedo December 02, 2020
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Harry Potter glasses

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!
Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.
by Jerry’s kids January 26, 2022
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harry haigh

woah, look at harry haigh. i’m so wet
by chickmagnet7 February 11, 2022
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harry o'donnell

A mean ass cheating loser who can't keep to himself. He has 0 respect and the memory of a goldfish.
He just like that harry o'donnell.
by kikilee003 February 16, 2019
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