Pull the wire

Masturbating. Beating off. Jerking off.

Oh MAN, just LOOK at those knockers!! I'm off to home..got to pull the wire..

by nothingface0 May 26, 2010

Pulling an Erica

When one is being overdramatic for little to no reason.

Erica - "wow I knew you hated me"
Rational person - "you didn't get toast, quit pulling an Erica"

by BootyBandit2 January 04, 2020

Pulling a Judy

When someone does something that is considered a fail.

Person A: " I'm going to go play frogger on the 14 freeway"
Person B: " Don't pull a Judy!"
PersonA: "I won't"

...3 hours later
TV News Broadcaster: Person Caught Pulling a Judy and died on the 14 freeway...

by > anonymous < September 04, 2011

Pulled a Travon

Also known as PAT; When you like someone and they like you back but you don't make a move soon enough and you miss your chance getting together with that person.

"Why is Riley so sad today?"
"He waited too long to make a move and pulled a Travon"
"Well thats a darn shame."

by lvgay November 21, 2013

Pulling a max

When you accidentally shit yourself after mistaking it for a fart

Where is John?

He is Pulling a max right now...he drank too much coffee

by dsh1234 November 21, 2016

pulled a tiger

When you are caught having an extramarital affair.

When you wife destroys your property in anger after catching you having an extramarital affair.

My wife pulled a tiger and smashed the windows in my car.

Dude, I pulled a tiger, my wife busted me texting another women.

by JohnDaley December 02, 2009

pull an obama

To have absolute control over a very responsible position that requires an acute knowledge of a situation only to deny acceptance of any wrong doing when information about a blatant offense to the moral majority becomes so evident.

What?!? the USA was using IRS to attack an opposing political party?.? Let me “pull an Obama” and deny any knowledge of this, or What?!? The USA was letting US diplomats get killed in another country during a critical point in an election?.? Let me “pull an Obama” and deny any knowledge of this… You know… because Hilary Clinton did not tell me of this… Or what?.? The US govt. through the NSA is tapping everyone's personal information?.? Let me “pull an Obama”(insert next un-claimable incompetent statement next in order to agree with the mass media.

by pull an obama June 19, 2014