post-clique

A person that recognizes true friendship comes from really considering other people. This person finds a great distaste in elitist and segregation-like behavior. This person finds value in understanding where people come from, and appreciates the value in what "nerds" and "jocks" do. The only kind this person hates are those who feed upon the social order.

Nerd: Have you heard of DotA?
Super-Clique: No *looks at phone as if busy*.
Nerd: Oh, okay.

Nerd: Have you heard of DotA?
Clique: No, what is it?
Nerd: Oh it's this very awesome game.
Clique: *starts to look at phone* Oh yeah?
Nerd: Yeah..

Nerd: Have you heard of DotA?
Post-Clique: No, what is it?
Nerd: Oh it's this very awesome game.
Post-Clique: *makes eye contact* What makes it awesome?
Nerd: Oh, well...

by internationaltoidentitype April 29, 2012

post-sesh syndrome

The day that follows after an absolute crippling night where you have flashes of death before you.

"Mate what's wrong with you?" - Phillip
"Bro I have post-sesh syndrome I can't move" - Gary
"Mad night then" - Phillip

by TypicalChav August 17, 2020

post nut tiredness

when you have a wank and take a nap

"that was so good I have post nut tiredness"

by bigmanthings100 March 18, 2024

Post-Goonerism

When you watch porn and jack off so often that you stop feeling anything from it, so you end up retreating back into the real world.

Usually can be defined when someone finds watching porn or jacking off boring and slowly decides to stop jacking off entirely.

Chad: yo bro why is James taking walks outside in the park all of a sudden? he used to stay inside all the time.
Joe: James is having post-goonerism, the dude decided to touch grass now

by auxre November 15, 2025

Post

Someone who is being lame or boring. They are just present but not active in the situation.

"He's so post, especially in bed."

by PonyHoes February 18, 2017

post nd dip

To go on someone elses account to post on there story, then log out.

Girl 1: wanna post nd dip on each other's accounts?
Girl 2: fashoo why not

by thewickertwinz July 17, 2019

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.

Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.

by Hoboken AK-47 April 27, 2016