pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma February 29, 2012
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Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.
"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."
by SomeFancyCashews March 28, 2018
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fly bottom

Girls newly potty trained and school aged girls would pee inside their panties, or pee boldly through the fly bottom of their panties, which they avoid wetting their panties, though still pee inside their panties, and then their pee comes out the other side of their panties, which they’ll wet their panties less!
by Turo Fernandez June 06, 2020
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fly ry

The best rapper ever from Covington, Kentucky. His ass will go quadruple diamond on a single, fight a tiger with his bare hands, and dance like Chris Brown. You want noneth of thine smoke
OMG that’s Fly Ry!!! I’m gonna have a heart attack this is so crazzyyyyyy
by Uncle Ritz Cracker June 07, 2021
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People who believe that a man who allegedly flew to Jerusalem on a winged horse is the final prophet of God.
I saw a lot of lefties at the ceasefire now demonstration…..oh and the Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club.
by The Thegn of Tottington February 05, 2024
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Flying Squirrellll

The name of Emma Booth's fans. (Which is also known as Gothel in Once Upon A Time and Kate Willis in Glitch). It also can be "Emma's Warriors". But more popular is the first variant.
Proud to be the one of Flying Squirrelllls!
I'mmmaaaa FAKIN FLYING SQUIRRELLLL...!!!
by Liana Chet November 03, 2018
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Muddy Mc fly

When you unzip anothers trousers and defecate inside then zip it up again.
Where's tuffy?

OH , he's in Thomo's office giving him a muddy mc fly.....
by Rustytinman December 22, 2021
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