Play now or die.

A bullshit promotion text from Helix Jump (A mobile game) to force people to play their game

Helix Jump: Play now or die.
Me: no ._.

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 16, 2021

I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 4, 2025

steal play

To play/grind a video game/any game requiring progession without your friends knowing.

I told you I was playing solo ranking so I didn't steal play.

by Araevenouss March 12, 2025

I want to play league

Showing the want/need to kill yourself.

My friend said, "I want to play league".
Sorry for your loss.

by ProAngler11 November 5, 2022

someone who plays gorilla tag

Somebody who plays a game for fun that is not a gorilla tag kid.

I’m not a gorilla tag kid, I am someone who plays gorilla tag.

by Lerans April 28, 2022

Playing the Banjo

Flicking your nipple while twisting your penis to imitate playing the banjo while you tune it (your nipple is the string, your penis is the tuner) to play a song; often done for pleasure.

Man I love playing the banjo songs, I was doing it alll night long.

by aliceincreed April 12, 2025

we play nothing but rock

What every local, censored, toilet and s&x humor, monster energy, wwe watching, motocross watching, monster jam watching, festival giveaway, rock/metal radio station.

102.3 we play nothing but rock

by Nascarfan2007 April 25, 2023