Screw you

it says to someone that you think they should get their fat ass away before they go boom.basically you can say fuck off to mum without her getting pissed.

Mum: get off your laptop.i need it.
Me:screw you.its mine.
Mum:*silence*
Me:ha!!
Mum:*silence*
Me: *middle finger*

by lone wolf 1010 December 21, 2019

You Tuber

One who wastes time watching You Tube videos (particularly when they should be working.) Computer variant of couch potato.

"They gave that you tuber a raise!? Every time I pass his desk he's watching videos."

by namowal October 25, 2008

Bless You

After Jizzing in ones mouth, you punch him/her on the nose gently causing him/her to sneeze out your liquid romance and you proceed to say "Bless you!!"

Bob: Dude..how was last night??
John: It was great! I made her sneeze my cum out through her nose.
Bob: Did you say bless you?
John: And she said thank you

by T_Rexor September 24, 2011

You don't

have friends... and you don't deserve them.

You don't have friends lmao.

by Jakooob September 19, 2019

yous guys

A phrase, coined and made famous by Norman Hyatt. Refers to many, or just one person.

"Yous guys want a bourbon?"
"Yous guys are really into those genuine drafts aren't yous"

by RandomUser123 April 24, 2009

Did you?

Shortened form of 'Did you have sex?' or 'Did you do it?'

Sleeze: I had a dream about you last night.
Hottie: Did you?
Sleeze: Nah. You wouldn't let me.
Hottie: Meh!

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Source: I saw that joke on an episode Casualty, BBC TV Show

by Anon345 May 18, 2010

sweating you

You Think Someone is cute or You Like Them

Hey Sarah I'm Sweating You

by StraightBaller86 November 11, 2014