Grippy sock vacation

When you on some lowkey psychotic shit so you gotta go to the ward, in which there are grippy socks. I've been there they had us doing yoga and shit. It is still as expensive as a vacation is though thank the lord I had insurance.

Ozzy Osbourne "I killed 17 puppies and hid under the piano waiting with a knife for my wife to get home."

(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊

by ActuallyAnEvilVirusOfSatan September 18, 2025

Socks

A feet condom...

I WANT THE SOCKS THAT MY FRIEND HAS AHhhHHhHHH!

by SadBoisHours July 8, 2019

Sock

Some Other C*nts kid

Hey josh how did your date go the other night ?
Nah Brus had to cut it short as I found out she’s got a couple of socks at home

by Onewhospeaksthehardtruth August 15, 2022

sock away

put money aside as savings.

"you'll need to sock away about $900 a month"

by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024

country sock

It is the same thing as a pink sock but instead of the girl getting a pink sock form a mans penis, she gets one from a corn on the cob.

Dude last night my girl got frisky and wanted to have me give her a country sock

by Its brain February 18, 2017

Battle Sock

A sock used for male masturbations filled with male ejaculation

Oh hey I found my old battle sock.

by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025

Collecting Socks

Taking that ass.

Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF AT A TIME!!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.

by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019