by A_rand0m_teen September 28, 2023

When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.
by ArmoredArtichoke May 11, 2016

Your Prince Charming that worth more then diamonds & breakfast muffins in other words his fine and his mine I love him
by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023

by C_ick77 August 18, 2025

When you get a Portugués chick who hasn’t washed or shaved in a month or so, and she spreads her lips and places it right over your nose
Man I was having a great time with this chick til she tried to give me a Portuguese muffin, I swear she hasn’t maintenances that thing in months
by Bimbap July 7, 2021

The one’s capability of shitting in one others eyes and eating it, while doing so you hop on one’s penis twirl around then poop on that to.
by FunnyGirlb May 9, 2025

A clitoris
by The CottonFuckr’s Master May 14, 2018
