your mother

your mother

your mother

by is this working August 31, 2022

ur mother

no

hey last night i ate a burger it was so hot and juicy

ur mothers pussy was hot and juicy also

by ifuckedurmotherlastnight April 21, 2022

Anti-Mother’s Day

The day of June 6th signifies a day in which those who have a certain distaste or hatred for their birth mother

This year I’m celebrating Anti-Mother’s Day because my mom is the worst and I hate her guts

by Qwerty studios June 5, 2024

Mother Tucker

(noun) An elevated Gin and Tonic, anchored by a rectangular grapefruit ice cube, with a lemon wedge in lieu of lime.

(verb) The act of imbibing and leaving a bar, when a MILF kisses you in such a way that you have to either wait a couple minutes before re-entering public spaces, or you’re forced to uhh, tuck “it.”

Meg: Yo, these Mother Tuckers are going down faster than me at a family reunion!

James: Truth! Also, gimme a minute before we pop smoke…I just got Mother Tuckered and need to adjust.

by SchmegGatsby October 4, 2024

mother and child reunion sandwich

A sandwich consisting of both egg salad and chicken as the core ingredients.

I was starving to decided to make a mother and child reunion sandwich. That shit bussin'.

by Canid-Kaiba May 24, 2022

The Ghost Of Sparta Is Your Mothers Back

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The Ghost Of Sparta Is Your Mothers Back

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Mother

Someone that gave birth to you. The reason you're here. The one that makes you dinner. The one you call mama. The one you dad fucked. The wife of your father. The sister of your aunt. The sister of your uncle. The kid of your grandma. The kid of your grandpa. She controls you no matter what...

Mother, did you give birth to me, or am I adopted...?

Mamaaaa!! What are we having for dinner? *gets slapped*

by {Sun_with_anxiety} February 2, 2022