Full time Jobs

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied

I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload

by tecopux June 2, 2022

Full Roll Wipe

An occurrence in which one's fecal residue, left on the exterior of the anus, is so messy that one must use almost all of the toilet paper, or close to all of it, whilst still on the toilet.

It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.

Man, I just took a nasty dump. I needed to do the Full Roll Wipe to clean it up!

by Movie Nyucka November 7, 2013

Full Cleveland

Full Cleveland is where you completely full send any vehicle while absolutely opening the floodgates for shit

Andrew: I'm gonna send this train full Cleveland!

Maxx: Let it rip Andrew!

by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust February 28, 2025

Full Jackson

Noun: 45 minutes. As derived from Michael Jackson's interview with Ed Bradley, this is how long Michael was locked in a bathroom with doo doo, feces all over the walls, floor, and ceiling. Can also be divided the same way you can divide the word "hour"

Alex: Alright, let's head out. How long does it take to get there?

Max: A full Jackson.

Alex: Great! We're low on gas so we'll probably have to stop after a half Jackson to fill up.

by Puckstopper92 February 3, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Full Koq

When you show a display of your peak potential whether that be in an activity online or offline regardless of your skill level. Most notably in fps shooters.

James just went Full Koq and clutched the round.
Insane display by the bronze tier player!

by The Great Nobby December 22, 2021

Full Color

Silicon Valley equivalent of Full Retard, inspired by the startup color.com.

His startup raised so much cash, but then he went full color and now it's fucked.

by SiliconGlen November 27, 2012