An egg that is pushed so god damn hard that it is forced into an square like shape.
You can also make a square egg by acting like its dad and beating the shit out of it.
Also another insult for calling someone gay
You can also make a square egg by acting like its dad and beating the shit out of it.
Also another insult for calling someone gay
by ILikeFerrets April 3, 2018
Get the square eggmug. Eggs Benedict are prepared in the usual fashion, but the hollandaise has the addition of male ejaculate.
by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023
Get the Eggs Benedict Arnoldmug. The exquisite smell of shit pipes. Hearty and full of chunky turds the smell seeps from the corroded pipe walls reminding you of the horrible stench of your late babushka's breakfast eggs.
I haven't been to any breakfast joints since we got a whiff of Grandma's Eggs. Just the sight of an egg makes my nose hairs curl...
by Jon John Joan April 10, 2020
Get the Grandma's Eggsmug. Adding semen to an alcholic beverage and then drinking the beverage. The semen creates an egg yolk like texture within the beverage.
“Man, i love egg nogging!”
“What’s that?”
“It’s when Karen takes my load, puts it in a whisky and slams it down. That is hawt af.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s when Karen takes my load, puts it in a whisky and slams it down. That is hawt af.”
by El Muy Cremoso January 24, 2018
Get the egg noggingmug. A browser game where you adopt virtual pets that start out as eggs and when people click or feed them, they grow.
by I really like him October 16, 2018
Get the Egg Cavemug. When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.
"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016
Get the Crushed the Eggsmug. by melonismynamebytheway April 24, 2020
Get the Eggmug.