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Drizzle Dick

In meterological terms, the type of precipitation that is before an actual drizzle where it is still misty and annoying but not enough to justify being equiped with an umbrella.
Paul and I were walking in the park during drizzle dick so we didnt stop back in our office for an umbrella.
by Humby June 20, 2008
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Dick move

Pulling a dick move is engaging in an egregious, selfish and usually public stunt, i.e. a cock-block or dumping a workload unnecessarily upon a friend or coworker. The exclamation of the phrase "Dick move!" in a high, nasal voice is sometimes the only socially acceptable recourse. Other common reactions include "Shenanigans!", "Bullshit!" and, a personal favourite, "BULLSHIT SHENANIGANS!".
John likes Cindy. Erik likes Cindy. Erik and John are friends. Erik intentionally keeps Cindy busy at a party ("cock-blocks" John). John finds out about it after the fact, and yells "Dick move!" Given the nature of their friendship, violence may or may not occur.
by GOD KING THUDBUCKET December 23, 2007
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dick bisquit

The dried up gizz cork in the end of your penis after mastubating or a sexuall encounter.
1. Man i was shooting two streams, one on your moms towel and the other one in the shitter tell my dick bisquit shot out.
by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010
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Dick-angry

An adjective used to describes the 'bluster' of someone who comes across angry, rude or frustrated in order to create an image; to impress others; or defend themselves from personal criticism.

Describing someone (usually male) who is angry for no apparent reason, but is in fact angry at the world, because they have a very small penis.

Someone who is 'a dick' is also often 'dick-angry'.

Closely related to "small penis syndrome".
That guy is so rude all the time, I suspect he's dick-angry.
by Outbreak Monkey May 2, 2009
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Piece of Dick

Dick Talk for "piece of shit". Synonymous in Dick Talk with pizza dick.
I let Dan live in my room for three months and he stole my signed Cal Ripken Jr. cards! That kid is such a piece of dick!
by pshars July 13, 2006
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Robot Dick

The metal vaporizers in use by DB hipsters to let others know they have just come out of the closet,the user of a robot dick will convey how gay they are by what scent they decide to use in their robot dick.
Mr. Barton has a whole closet of robot dicks next to his collection of skinny jeans and eurotrash scarves.
by superwebley August 31, 2015
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dick shitter

(n.)
One who receives anal sex and shits on the penetrator's dick either during intercourse or upon penile extraction.
Nah, you don't wanna fuck her in the ass, she's a major dick shitter.
by nickfinn November 10, 2008
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