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dead beat step dad

A man who got with a woman who had children to a previous relationship. The previous father is usually a dead beat or absent. He gets the kids to love him and call him dad. Then leaves their mother and decides the kids aren't his problem anymore.
"wow he is a real dead beat step dad, married her, got the kids to love him, he then left and now won't see the kids at all"
by Kindlyfoff April 18, 2020
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Dead men are marching again

Just being Russian during WWI and remembering that poison gas is gay
Dimitri : Blyat i trough i will be gassed by Hans yesterday

Sacha : AND THAT WHEN THE DEAD MEN ARE MARCHING AGAIN
by Goptimus_Prime October 20, 2020
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Why am I not dead

Bc u haven’t found the right time to die
Me: why am I not dead like u really wanna die rn
My brain: BUUUT u could die next time someone gets mad at u like they get mad at u THEEEN go off all depressed and shit AND THEEEEN write a super dramatic note abt ur depression and shit AND THEEEN die and um ya know like guilt and shit but ya
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lie there like a dead fish

When a person has sex with someone and they lie there and expect them to do everything to them and they do nothing in return. It usually means they are selfish and want nothing more than to get off. They are the kind of people that just want to use people for their own personal gain.
"Are you going to just lie there like a dead fish?"

"I have only thirty minutes, make it snappy!"
by dudelistico2012 August 19, 2011
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the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead

a figure of speech meaning somebody is a fool and somewhat absent-minded
example guy:i bet you could scuba dive to the moon
person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead
by WR-#19 May 5, 2005
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Dead Osama Bin Laden

Former Al-Quaeda leader, who then was shot in the head by hardcore awesome special forces team.
"We got him!"
-- President Obama

Curtis: "Yaw, yall hear about Osama Bin Laden?"
B-Dawg: "Ye, dat nigga dead, he aughta' be known as Dead Osama Bin Laden, cuz he dead!"
by wylich1 May 29, 2011
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Going Down a Dead End

When someone is hitting on someone not interested in their gender.
Hey Greg, you know that girl Sarah that you were hitting on…well don’t go down that street…she’s pretty lesbo…trust me you’re going down a dead end.
by sirkiwi October 9, 2008
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