North St Louis County

The area bordering some of the north part of St Louis City County (City Districts 5 and 6) within the jurisdiction and geography of St Louis County, Missouri. This includes Ferguson, Florissant, Bridgeton, Berkeley, Bellefontaine Neighbors, Riverview, Glasgow Village, Spanish Lake, Dellwood, Pine Lawn, Moline Acres, Castle Point, Normandy, etc. North St Louis County has some interesting history from radioactive waste being dumped at multiple sites to the stories of long term local families. Most of the municipalities in North St. louis county report crime rates both non violent and property that are higher than state averages for Missouri. This area is also heavily associated with black populations within the Metro area; however some areas like Bridgeton have maintained solid levels of black and white people for a decent amount of time with Census data without sharp declines of white populations like those noted in Normandy, Riverview, Glasgow, etc. The quality of public education is varied. Many landlords from out of state and sometimes out of country also mass-purchase properties in these communities without giving a damn about being responsible, and the properties get overtaken with crackheads and others who will become a neighborhood nuisance. There are many people who just can’t afford to move somewhere else but they are good people. Some parts of North County are also nice, and there are houses and neighborhoods that are safer within it.

Ex 1:

John: I honked at a Kia Optima that cut me off on Halls Ferry just to get flourished by a fourteen year old in a ski mask driving into work. He popped off a shot during my ride as I got onto 367 from Chambers.

Jermaine: John, you’re not in Chesterfield. This is North St Louis County. I told you to get the company life insurance not use it your first real day.

Ex 2:
Martina: Did you know there’s actually a decent little farmer’s market in Spanish Lake that sells raw honey made on site?
Derrick: I didn’t know we had stuff like that in North St Louis County!
Ex 3
Devin: I am a veteran who worked at Boeing in Berkeley for years until I developed a rare blood disorder that shortens my life expectancy to fifty from chemical exposure they did not disclose.
Ed: Leave it to a cooperation in North (St Louis) County to treat people like garbage and like your life doesn’t matter. Sorry, man.

by mirikatz May 6, 2025

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Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 28, 2022

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Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County

Dog fucker, condescending liar, loves making false accusations (partnered with his "breeder" girlfriend), worthless piece of shit, useless waste of life. Glory-seeking fire-fighting wacker that thinks he is worth something. Settles for being a useless lazy person that pays nothing to support his children, with a minimal job & no aspiration for growth; piece of shit by definition.

Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County

by anonymous June 16, 2023

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musty, crusty & dusty

used to describe someone who is old and weird.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.

Jane: "Hey. Is that your new coach? He looks a little old though."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."

Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."

by i like ur mom March 26, 2022

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