1. Where high schoolers think they wanna be, but couldn't be farther from the truth.
2. Where 18-22 year olds lose their sanity and will to live daily.
3. A great place to avoid.
2. Where 18-22 year olds lose their sanity and will to live daily.
3. A great place to avoid.
11th grader: Ugh I can't wait for college! It's going to be so fun and freeing!
College Junior: shut up kid, you don't know crap.
College Junior: shut up kid, you don't know crap.
by ophie.f April 24, 2023
Get the Collegemug. Waverley College is a private school in Sydney, I don't have much else to say but there weren't any other definitions for this school.
by TfisApsuedonym May 18, 2023
Get the Waverley Collegemug. I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age 18
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age 18
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025
Get the I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age 18mug. Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.
Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!
Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!
Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.
by jawnster January 23, 2024
Get the St. Johns College Highschoolmug. The place where friendships, relationships and enemies are made or broken. Everyone who went through the stress of going here never had the intention of "entering to learn" or "departing to serve", but instead came here because of the faces that would greet them at the canteen ready to scab money from everything that had a heartbeat. the people who you would leave to New World with at lunch and chill at Grasslees with. In my time at TC, I have made many accomplishments and achievements that everyone should try to achieve as well, such as climbing the rugby posts, climbing the tower at the canteen, being egged by the yr13 leavers, doing massive drifts with a bicycle on the field, kicking an uncountable amount of balls on the gym roof, getting a detention with the deans, getting involved with more activities (yes it is worth it), being hammered in the face with a dodge ball, do not do survivor though, it is a waste of money and you are going to lose, spending every afternoon at grasslees and swimming in the river. Anyone who is lucky enough to go to this school is guaranteed to leave with good memories and relationships that will last forever.
by MrLucasIsALegend November 24, 2019
Get the tawa collegemug. The guys on college campuses who are responsible for the use and distribution of roofies (or Rohypnol) on college campuses and off-campus parties. Although they're always guilty of whatever horrid act they're accused of, they're rarely if ever held responsible, no matter how much evidence is brought against them (because of their daddies).
They are usually dressed like an 8-year-old participating in an Easter egg hunt at a country club and have some sort of run of the mill white name (i.e. Conner, Hunter, Brock, Cameron). Their favorite rapper is Post Malone because he's while and sponsored by Bud Light. Otherwise, they tend to listen to whatever is on the Top 40, refusing to leave out the N-word in singalongs.
They are usually dressed like an 8-year-old participating in an Easter egg hunt at a country club and have some sort of run of the mill white name (i.e. Conner, Hunter, Brock, Cameron). Their favorite rapper is Post Malone because he's while and sponsored by Bud Light. Otherwise, they tend to listen to whatever is on the Top 40, refusing to leave out the N-word in singalongs.
"Who would have the caucacity to hold an all-lives-matter tiki torch rally on campus on MLK day?" "It's probably the college republicans celebrating that their Treasurer, Dakota Winthorp, only got a slap on the wrist after he was found responsible for all the roofies at that 'Fuck your holiday, THIS IS CHRISTMAS' party that had 15+ confirmed cases of date-rape"
by Honey Berry Backwood November 19, 2020
Get the College Republicanmug. John Forrest secondary college, also know as jfsc, johno, a high school located in morley Western Australia, Perth. Not one of the brightest schools out there and where the school claims to be well educated . A lot of druggies and bogans that think they can fight go there. Most of the teachers suck and don’t care about their students but again who would care about these creatures. A lot of crackheads and eshays are born at this poorly educated high school. Some of the students will mob , roll you for your tns, 97’s, ect...
Everyday after school the student attending John Forrest will go to galleria a quick 5 min walk from John Forrest, Johno students will probably be in coles or woolworths stealing some gum or some lollies for their mates. Students will always be upstairs tryna find that $1 “for the bus” but really use it for a frozen coke at maccas .
You can also catch these morley rats from johno at morley bus station just tryna actually find a $1 for the bus back home to probably end up smoking some cones with the boys. But after unsuccessfully not finding the dollar, you go on the bus and say the the bus driver “oi I forgot my smart rider at home, surley let me hop on this one time” the bus driver will let them on so they don’t cause a ruckus but the transperth police will catch them and threaten them with a $100 fine.
Even though there are a lot of eshays and so on. Majority of the school has normal students.
Everyday after school the student attending John Forrest will go to galleria a quick 5 min walk from John Forrest, Johno students will probably be in coles or woolworths stealing some gum or some lollies for their mates. Students will always be upstairs tryna find that $1 “for the bus” but really use it for a frozen coke at maccas .
You can also catch these morley rats from johno at morley bus station just tryna actually find a $1 for the bus back home to probably end up smoking some cones with the boys. But after unsuccessfully not finding the dollar, you go on the bus and say the the bus driver “oi I forgot my smart rider at home, surley let me hop on this one time” the bus driver will let them on so they don’t cause a ruckus but the transperth police will catch them and threaten them with a $100 fine.
Even though there are a lot of eshays and so on. Majority of the school has normal students.
Boy from ccc : “there is too many John Forrest secondary college kids in the maccas line, let’s go to red rooster Instead.
Student from other school: let’s not go there, their too many johno kids, I don’t want them to fax my new iPhone 13
Student from other school: let’s not go there, their too many johno kids, I don’t want them to fax my new iPhone 13
by JFSCHG April 14, 2022
Get the John Forrest Secondary Collegemug.